champ

Short for champion. Used with friends or close colleagues.

Thank you for finishing the report on time. You're a champ.

by Ghobrial August 16, 2006

Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

by Cilldar September 2, 2010

Champerz

Champerz is a slang word for the alcoholic drink Champagne which (as the name suggests) is from a region of France called Champagne! It is an expensive drink which ranges in price(from expensive to ridiculous!)depending on quality.

The word champerz is used in the song 'Typical Me' by the East London rapper, from N.A.S.T.Y crew, Kano. Which is a song from his album 'Home Sweet Home'.

From 'Typical Me'-"who is Kano getting in the madness,
me I'm in the pool sippin' on Champerz,"

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 14, 2006

Champon

A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.

We toasted the New Year with Champons prepared by our hostess.

by The Krenzman August 3, 2010

Champagne Flute

When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.

I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.

by Deecon February 21, 2011

champagne birthday

Is when the day you were born corresponds with the age you are turning. Can be celebrated with drinking champagne. This is not always feasible or you may not be of drinking age yet.

Turning 19 on the 19th day of any month.
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"

by rusk November 6, 2008

The champ

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ

1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004