Champons 

For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.

“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”

See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun

Champons by likethecontinent December 2, 2018

Champions Club 

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

Champions Club by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions 

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

corruption of champions by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Pride Fighting Championships by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Breakfast of Champions 

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

Breakfast of Champions by EightBall July 30, 2018

Champong 

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...

Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"

Champong by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009

Championshitfaced

A new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced. Championshit + Shitfaced; Championshitfaced

stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah

Championshitfaced by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010