For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.
“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”
See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”
See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun
by likethecontinent December 2, 2018
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Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"
by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019
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A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.
I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.
by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013
Get the corruption of champions mug.It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.
UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.
by Josh1510 December 9, 2008
Get the Pride Fighting Championships mug.Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.
Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.
by EightBall July 30, 2018
Get the Breakfast of Champions mug.A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.
Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"
Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009
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stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah
by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010
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