carver

the biggest hick ever.

yea dood... carver's comin huntin with us

by poopinmypants July 15, 2008

Helena Bonham Carter

Stunning British actress. Mostly known for her 'corset' roles.

"I hate this image of me as a prim Edwardian. I want to shock everyone."

by Mizz August 13, 2005

Carrera GT

Rivals : Enzo Ferrari, MC Merc SLR, Lamboghini Murcielago and Maserati's MC12. Costs £325,000 but has nothing different in sould and meaning to it's little bro's. Avalible in red, silver, black or silver, any millionaires dream.

Nothing Compares to this amazing Porsche

by Max October 31, 2004

Carter

a person who has a small penis or no penis at all

That dude is a Carter, he has a tiny penis.

by Cartererhurh February 2, 2017

career tragectory

a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.

by katewoo April 28, 2011

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

career student

What a lot of young people are in Europe becuase the government pays all their education expenses so what they do is drink and fuck and do drugs all the time while taking the bare minimum in BS classes to keep receiving government funding, which includes cost of living (booze/drug money).

They purposly never graduate so they can continue living the life style they are living for free.

Lukas began his 12th year at University having accomplished nothing except 11 years of being intoxicated most of the time while the government picked up the tab.

by FooberFoober August 16, 2005