Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.

I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker

by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012

Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)

Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013

Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.

Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!

by canadiannick April 25, 2015

Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

by Yungkilla5 September 21, 2015

Cocker Blocker

Fuck you dad..

Papa is a cocker blocker

by Jame Carden September 18, 2016

Cock blocker

Keith Erik Norwood

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl

by Yachty boat November 21, 2016

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017