Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

Sussy Bible

An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.

I bet you didn't even read the Sussy Bible.

by 36368876 March 18, 2022

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

Bible Trumpin

A podcast or any audible news sorce that spreads rumors and uses religion to win a political following although there athieus. / A fake display of faith to gain votes ; gospel in the hands of those without emathy. When someone quotes the bible with the intent of control. Fake news ment to disrupt the trust in society so they can impose there new world order
Trust = HAPPINESS and prosperity

Censor fake news

He was bible trumpin at the end of his POD cast. He went a litte overboard but there gullible. ha ha ha

by BARRY MAKOCKINER August 4, 2020

Bible

It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »

So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »

by Coffeelover05 November 24, 2021

Bible thumping atheist

I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.

He is a Bible thumping atheist who thinks if he invalidates Christianity, that he can disprove God.

by Islanddomain April 4, 2024