stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 03, 2022

Medicine ads

an ad for medicine that has a supposedly "happy ending"

There are a lot of memes on Medicine ads.

Medicine ads are commonly found on youtube.

by thisweirddude1707 January 06, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 04, 2018

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 09, 2020

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 05, 2014

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

ADED

This is an acronym for "All Day Every Day". 1)It is most commonly used as a form of hyperbole, especially when refering to something has consumed much effort and that a person hast been working doing in a very dedicated manner over a large amount of time. 2) It can be used as a form of celebration and to express bravado, especially during a victorious moment.

1)+You get that broads number?

- ADED, my brother.
2)-Person after winning a round of beer pingI be winning ADED! That's how we do A-D-E-D.

by TurnupasaurusV August 01, 2017