Windows millenium

A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.

Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.

*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*

Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.

by aBarkingDawg January 25, 2012

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windows vista

If cars ran on Windows Vista:

7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.

He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.

Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.

Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.

by hoyclan June 10, 2014

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Windows Movie Maker

Windows Movie Maker Is an editor that was made by Microsoft. Its known as a crappy 1990 bootleg editor that was released around the days of Windows XP. In late 2005, with the making of Youtube, people all around the world started to use Windows Movie Maker as their only resort to a video editor PS (BEFORE the days of Sony Vegas which DID actually start as early as late 2006). People today still call WMM the worlds crappy video editor as to how limited and small variety of effects are.

There are countless versions of Windows Movie Maker...

WMM 2.0 - First windows movie maker - (Better than the latest one.)
WMM 2.6 - Improved
WLMM - Okay...
WMM 2012 - Downhill (In my opinion)

Also known for its lag, best known for its rendering time.

Hey, do you still use Windows Movie Maker?

Oh yeah, I remember that thing, Windows Movie Maker?

by GloriusFlarre1 April 25, 2019

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