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install gentoo 

<n00b_lol> hey how do i overclock my tcp driver to unlock the gigabit feature in my v.34 modem
<i_heart_rms> install gentoo
install gentoo by armucat January 7, 2013

Install Party

An attempted LAN party with such poor planning that no one has any games installed, or the players do not have the same games installed. The players will typically pick a game or two and then pass around the disks or download it. Since there are generally 4 or more people trying to do this simultaneously, this takes the entire night and no games are played
"Want to have a LAN party?"
"What game do you want to play?"
"I don't know. We'll figure it out when we all get there."
"Sounds like an install party to me."

install a sprinkler system 

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

Install Gentoo 

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.
<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.

install an iPod dock 

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.
Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.

install a chick's motherboard 

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"