wake me up

When a cringeworthy Emo kid thinks he's the only person worthy of society, or some shit like that.

Johnny: Just wake me up.
Jack: You, you hell no.

by SagaFraga June 13, 2016

wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

by massiveness12 February 28, 2009

Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.

Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.

by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011

wake up with jake up

Waking up in the morning with a boner.

I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...

by EG & RK February 8, 2017

creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

Wankey

noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.

I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey

by Trez_City December 14, 2006