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Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.
Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."
by stoopid spick April 25, 2010
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vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole
yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me
by tune68 January 12, 2011
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Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.
Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.
by VPC August 29, 2003
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reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.
Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
by Parker1 March 31, 2008
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lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.
A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012
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Vampire Chai

A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.
"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"
by NZboov September 20, 2012
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Vampire Nuggets

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.
by sneakygoat November 16, 2011
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