A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole
by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009
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A trumpet is the coolest.
by thehamisdone February 10, 2015
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May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies
May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies
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