teleological

An interpretation of how ideas or things will naturally end despite how they may be influence .

An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.

Everything ends whether it ends well or not.

John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".

by Telosarse November 29, 2016

teleTrumpster

When the 45th President of the US reads off a teleprompter, and it is obvious he does not believe what he is saying, but people swoon that it makes him appear Presidential.

The teleTrumpster showed up to denounce something terrible, but later on Twitter he showed his true feelings with a Trumper Tantrum that proved he didn't believe a word of what he read on the teleprompter.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.

Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!

by Live To Text July 9, 2010

telepathy

The ability to synchronise the informational processes within one's mind to those of another individual; or conversely, to sychronise the informational processes of another's mind to one's own. This manifests as a form of direct mind-to-mind communication, without any medium of transmission involving energy and matter. See psionics.

Telepathy can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.

1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."

by Wild Card July 28, 2008

telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006