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Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
by technician facts August 6, 2021
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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ITT Technical Institute

A private for-profit technical institute with its headquarters in Carmel, Indiana and many campuses throughout the United States.
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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vibe technician

A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.
Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
by huracan13 November 14, 2022
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Microwave Technician

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022
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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
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