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Sperm Cocktail 

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
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Sperm Cocktail 

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.

Sperm toy 

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)
Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...
Sperm toy by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025

Sperm Baby Massacre 

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!
Sperm Baby Massacre by ALDND January 30, 2025

sperm goulash 

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm
you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!
sperm goulash by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Sperm and slide 

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide
Sperm and slide by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025

Sperm Spout 

By Jove Nicholls!! I’ve gone and caught me sperm spout in me zipper again!!!!
Sperm Spout by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025