Selfiesh

To not allow someone in your selfie; being selfish with a selfie.

Brian: bro let me in your snapchat selfie!
Anthony: nah man me only.

Brian: bruh stop being so selfiesh

by Sterfrymcfly December 17, 2014

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012

selfie

A picture taken by someone, of themselves. Said picture is then typically uploaded to social networking sites, so their online "friends" can enjoy looking at their face.

The person in the selfie tends to pull a silly expression, such as a kissy face.

People who take selfies do so as they do not have any real world friends to do it for them.

"John deleted his Twitter account as all of his followers kept tweeting selfies of themselves, much to his annoyance."

by TheRealThing December 10, 2013

seldissidis

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck

"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis

by Dr. Vaginal File Cabinet June 25, 2003

selfishlature

A governing body that makes laws for the few people who are IN the governing body as a way to make money for themselves.

"The last bill through Congress made money only for the members of Congress. The average person will not profit, in fact they will most likely pay. That is what we get if we let the selfishlature run the country"

by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007

Selfie

You take a picture of yourself usually making a weird face

Sarah was taking a selfie in school

by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015