by beef rod November 25, 2007
Get the beef rod mug.You Fag boston fans need to get lives if this is all you do all day long.Alex is a great player and a good guy. Cant wait till he kills the sox in the playoffs this year. you losers are just jealous Theo didnt get him for you...
Red Sox fans make fun of a-rod because there ownership was too cheap to spend 3 million dollars to get him...
A-rod won the MYP for the second time in his career lastyear over Red Sox DH David Ortiz
A-rod won the MYP for the second time in his career lastyear over Red Sox DH David Ortiz
by bob hecta May 21, 2006
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Get the johnson rod mug.The nickname always given to that one Mexican kid in class who's name starts with "L" and last name is Rodrigues or Rodrigo. The L beginning his first name usually signifies the L's he takes in every situation.
An L-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. He can be spotted walking like Bigfoot and bumping into shit as he moves along. Shitty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. He gets no bitches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank-ass smell all the time.
Despite all the shit L-rods take, they do have some talents. They are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of piss, licking eyeballs, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
An L-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. He can be spotted walking like Bigfoot and bumping into shit as he moves along. Shitty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. He gets no bitches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank-ass smell all the time.
Despite all the shit L-rods take, they do have some talents. They are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of piss, licking eyeballs, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
"Dude, I just saw L-rod sniffing that retarted kids piss."
"Holy shit! Bigfoot is real!... Oh wait, it's just L-rod"
"L-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in"
"L-rod can play any Enrique Iglesias song on his maracas."
"Holy shit! Bigfoot is real!... Oh wait, it's just L-rod"
"L-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in"
"L-rod can play any Enrique Iglesias song on his maracas."
by TheOnlyJaguarsFan June 9, 2016
Get the L-rod mug.A man with red hair who rides elevators all day. When he is alone with one other man, he stops the lift, and begins reaching around to grab at some cock. He is paid to do this, by the Bureau of Redheaded Homosexuality, which ensures that redheaded men are as gay as humanly possible. The best redheaded rod grabber is awarded with the Ginger Meatlog Cup at the yearly banquet of employees.
As the elevator doors opened and I walked in, I quickly realized that the mincing, ratlike redhead in the corner was a redheaded rod grabber, and I chose to take the stairs instead.
by Curtis Hill November 26, 2006
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by Patina Ed November 5, 2007
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