A-Rod 

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

A-Rod by whitemale_98 January 3, 2005

A-Rod 

The act of admitting to doing something wrong only after you have been totally busted.

Also known as 'pulling an A-Rod'.

A-Rod by MichaelMcD February 10, 2009

A-Rod 

Taken from the abbreviation of Alex Rodriguez, a former Seattle Mariners baseball player who signed to the Texas Rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in American Baseball. Later, he resigned to the New York Yankees.

Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.

Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.

"Man, Good Charlotte has gone so A-Rod."
"Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya."
"Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."

A-Rod by Katiwasayan January 18, 2005

A-Rod 

v. To Slap Balls.

n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.

You better not touch me with that ball, I'll freakin A-Rod that ball!!!

A-Rod by Corbs February 11, 2005

A-ROD 

Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!

Boy that A-ROD really sucks!!!

A-ROD by CYN1CAL MIKE August 7, 2009

A-rod 

1. a steroid jacked homo
2.a yankee (gay)
3.the face of the secretive homosexeul world
4.gay
5.gay
6.gay
7. jeter's partner for life

A-rod just did jeter in the clubhouse after winning a game.

A-rod by u dont need to no March 26, 2008

A-rod 

In a group sex setting, a man pulls an A-Rod when he "opts out" of his current vagina and forcibly enters another regardless of the stature of the one he has left. When an A-Rod occurs, the only person who will reach the climax is the person with whom the penis was withdraw before the A-Rod occurred. A closely related, A-Bomb, from A-Rod involves extracting from a vagina and "opting out" for an A-Hole. An A-Rodder only quest is stature and quantity.

At the orgy, one guy A-Rodded half the girls.

A-rod by droc6 December 9, 2008