Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

parking lot pimpin

These guys don't know what they are talkin' boutParking lot pimpin is when you pick up chicks in a parking lot on foot, bicycle, skateboard, and ride off in their car.

Hey, I got an idea lets go parking lot pimpin

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

peeking cucumber

a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look

lauren told me she enjoyed seeing andrews peeking cucumber

by i love tit cheese February 11, 2009

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

Porking my snarl

"Porking my snarl" is attempting to minimize the aftermath of a bad hook-up - and usually a bad hangover - while dealing with friends or coworkers the next day.

Ugh. I hooked up with Tammy last night. I've been porking my snarl all day.

by Snarls Barkley January 25, 2011

percing blow

a blow job where the girl/guy has a tongue ring or stud giving the recipient a totally different feeling then a regular blowjob

That girl gave me a percing blow, it felt amazing!

by pursedog96 May 7, 2011

Parking Lot Patty

PLP is can go for any guy or girl that frequents truck stops and bar parking lots for anonymous sex, but generally it is giving oral to another male and then getting kicked to the curb. Generally, PLP's are regulars at these places, and everyone knows what the are up to.

There goes Patty and that bitch is on the prowl. Hope I locked my car. I do not want to have any surprises in wait.

Poor Parking Lot Patty, hope I am never that pathetic.

Where is PLP, I need to bust one out.

by Nozzle Le Douche' October 4, 2012