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Lily Potter

Harry Potter's mam, i bet she was really fit.
Theres harry potters mam, lily, she is fit.
by Gail Ord June 6, 2005
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petterass

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.
"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski
by n4rf September 28, 2003
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Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a book about a boy who realizes he is a wizard. He is abused the first ten years of his life buy his aunt and uncle who hate magic and his cousin. He ends up going to a magical school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets his two new best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Together the three friends are in constant battle in each year they attend Hogwarts. A lot of the things that they do they should be expelled for but they are helping to save the wizarding world from an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. (He is the reason Harry ended up at his aunt and uncles because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.)
Eventually Voldemort does succeed in coming back and for a year no one believes Harry that he is back and he is ridiculed along with his Headmaster Dumbledore who is telling Harry's story to the public. Eventually people realize Harry is right.
We won't know any more until the next two books come out. So far there is only five. Seven will be written.
Most people who hear of Harry Potter automatically assume that the book is awful. They don't even give the series a chance. There are also idiots who think the series who turn children into devil worshippers. News flash people: It is just a story, there are worse books out there.
Harry Potter sucks.
Have you read the books
No but I saw the movies and thought it was childish
Read the books it might change your opinion
No thanks I have better things to do with my life
Right because you can't seem to give the series a change just like other people.
Yup

(True story, my friend only believes in logic)
by Harry Potter fan June 16, 2005
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Larry Patterson

A freshman English teacher who taught at Parkhill Junior High until his recent death on March 9, 2005 at the age of 51. Larry was the kind of teacher who made an indelible impression on his students. His sense of humor and passion for literature made his English classes memorable for his students. He will be deeply missed.
by teh_shebleh March 12, 2005
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pater

fist me pater
by paterscum September 24, 2018
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jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.
Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Right parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the right. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the right side of the brain, which is the intuitive, mysterious side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more creative, atypcial and with some very strange behaviors.
Of course, what did you expect, he's a right parter.
by talismancat April 26, 2008
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