by Toa Pohatu April 6, 2017
Get the lay offmug. used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it
Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis
Eddie: oh, crap off
Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha
Eddie: oh, crap off
Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha
by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007
Get the crap offmug. An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.
Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?
John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.
John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.
by reddeadredemption June 6, 2010
Get the Yank Offmug. Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.
by wankels June 30, 2011
Get the calling offmug. This badass Canuck sniper Rob Furlong offed a Taliban at 2,430 meters with his .50 caliber McMillan TAC-50 rifle.
by Antichristo January 26, 2009
Get the Offmug. a portmanteau of bench press and walk it off, to bench it off is to work off a physical or emotional injury by bench pressing; works best with heavy weights
My friend broke his arm, so I invited him to come to the gym with me to bench it off. Now his arm's all better and his bench press has increased by 20 pounds.
by whatsupimphil July 16, 2009
Get the bench it offmug. by DBL December 22, 2003
Get the brassed offmug.