A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
by Lesna January 27, 2009
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ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009
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The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
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1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)
An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.
Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.
If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)
An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.
Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.
If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.
Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.
Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.
Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.
by Lady Bunklehead October 2, 2010
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Get the Oil Nap mug.Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?
Carl: umm oh err, what??
Dave: Sticky nap??
Carl: Ok, you got me.
Carl: umm oh err, what??
Dave: Sticky nap??
Carl: Ok, you got me.
by Richochet96 June 6, 2011
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