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I-nap

What happens when you have been working at your computer for too long, nod off and wake to find yourself nose down on the keyboard.
Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.
by Lady Bunklehead October 2, 2010
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I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"
You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"
by coanwe July 26, 2013
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can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
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i ain't yo napkien

i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me
when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napkien"
by Sweet Addiction September 19, 2006
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Inappropro

Something that is ridiculously inappropriate.
When Lauren, Megan, and Sarah get drunk and start dancing, things get really inappropro really fast.
by Muldee August 18, 2008
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Inappropreality

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Inappropriate realness

A bitchy or sassy way of calling someone or something out for being way too rude, sexually or dramatic
Guy A- Oh my, is he actually sucking that tramp off in there

Guy B- indeed he’s got a real case of inappropreality going on

Guy A- you know it gurl
by Boredblower June 5, 2020
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Inappropriate Affect Police

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.
I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020
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