Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs

Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Murphy

sexy,hot,hunk

Wow that Murphy guy is so hot

by Murphyyyyyy October 1, 2021

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Dirty Murphy

A pedo

They give off Dirty Murphy energy.

by Urmommy25 February 28, 2022