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Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
by hungry guy July 27, 2010
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megalicious

a wannabe fergalicious girl who goes through personalities like ron jeremy goes through condoms (from prep to wanna be gangster to punkrocker to emo and back to prep again....in like 3 hours), bums around with shaelicious, didnt have a great dating history, until she met robalicious, owns everything, ex-jesus girl but still loves jesus, secretly still wishes to be punkrock, loves to rockstar it up, WOOOOOOH, 100% FREAK
"Are you friends with megalicious?"
"No, shes too ghettotech for me."
by crossactionballa February 1, 2007
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Fappy Meal

Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.
"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.
by drpoonlover March 10, 2009
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classic meal

1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.
1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.
by James Wheaton March 22, 2005
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McDevo Meal®

A cumshot too large for a girl to swallow, so she spits it out instead, and sometimes complains.

Originated when I popped into a girls mouth, and she said, " Oh FUCK, thats not a load, its a MEAL!"

Oh, it must have the ® symbol at the end, not to claim a registered trademark, but just to be pretentious about knowing how to place the symbol after a word.
I saved up for five days, and gave her a McDevo Meal®, she "Horked" and spit it out.

Fucking bitch, I'd like to buy her a McDevo Meal®.

So, would you like some fries with the McDevo Meal® Im going to feed you when we get home?
by Devo McDevo August 29, 2006
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hot meal

when a fire crotch offers their genitals to someone.
Me: Hey Cass you wanna hot meal?
Cass: yes please :
by gmoney!!!! February 15, 2010
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happy meal

when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.
"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*
by Yojo July 10, 2005
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