milf uniform

The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:

-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.

PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.

PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.

Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"

by p browning February 2, 2008

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 30, 2005

Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.

Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009

milf valley

another name for Mill Valley, CA. So named because MV is filled with so many 30's or younger hot moms driving around in their suvs and audi station wagons.

"Damn bro, we gots to go to Safeway 'cuz them dat gives Milf Valley its name be there."

by Heywood Jablømi August 17, 2006

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

Milf-life

The shelf life of a Milf; How long a Milf will remain a Milf, given unchanging environmental conditions.

1) Dude, you're mom's hot. I would have thought that by her age, she'd be a crone, but she's still got about a 3 year milf-life.

2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.

by M Digga September 12, 2008