Crusty Lobster 

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

Crusty Lobster by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Alabama Lobster Fight 

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.

I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.

Alabama Lobster Fight by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019

Omaha Lobster 

When two guys jerk each other off wearing oven mitts.

Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.

Omaha Lobster by Hampster66 January 21, 2020

Garden Lobster 

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

Garden Lobster by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Rock Lobster 

1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.

Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.

Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.

Rock Lobster by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020

Sloppy Lobster 

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

Sloppy Lobster by green_peen_memes January 12, 2021

Red lobster 

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

Red lobster by lobster beater March 12, 2021