Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.

I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.

by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007

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When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.

by milnor April 16, 2006

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Kellen

More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.

Kellen is FAGGOT

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

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Kelis

An artist compared frequently to Beyonce in Europe due to their equal presense in the European charts. Beyonce may be a better singer but Kelis puts out REAL material, is independant and works at her own pace without the influence of her family or record labels, she speaks the truth, does not contradict herself and does not wear a wig.

Girl: Did anyone see Beyonce on TV the other night?

Group: Who? We were watching Kelis.

by Safejo December 30, 2008

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kellsi

n. a small aggrivating girl, most commonly found in Western North Carolina.

v. To have an episode similar to a seizure where one shakes violently and falls out of his or her desk.

n. "Wow, look at the size of the backpack on that kellsi!"

v. "Oh my gosh, that kid is having an epileptic seizure! Call 911!" "No, actullay he just kellsied."

by Rodolpho December 24, 2008

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