Mc Job

A job that is a dead end position with no potential for advancement, usually a teen job.

"Oh, I need to leave this Mc Job"

by Daniel July 29, 2003

Throw Job

When a girl is performing fellatio and involuntarily vomits on the male penis.

After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.

by Nicehole October 3, 2014

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

by bchc2003 October 15, 2017

Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.

All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.

by Carne Largo March 15, 2004

Rune Job

Getting a blow job while playing Runescape.

That hooker gave me a rune job last night for 30 bucks.

by RJ Masterer August 11, 2008

Bank job

When somebody robs a bank.

Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!

by BlackDahliaUndead February 28, 2010