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hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.
by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016
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gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
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clam garden

Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017
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witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
by ethenog July 25, 2017
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ryan gardener

If shes dating a gay guy does that mean shes actually a man?
by 88316jxx October 13, 2017
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burrito garden

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden
by Toastedchez October 24, 2017
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