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fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.
Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.
by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017
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chest farts

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.
Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."
by CanMan_12 February 21, 2011
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fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
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Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
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fartigan

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."
by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010
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fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
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fartosaurus

Dave knocked out the whole class his fartosaurus!
by M3rc3h May 4, 2010
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