kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012

ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

by Yoj haleak April 26, 2022

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.

"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably

by ponil January 31, 2022

submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.

Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.

by Quack-Doctor February 19, 2022

Sigma Duck

A Gigachad duck

A: "Do you have a Sigma Duck?"
B: "What's a Sigma Duck? "
A: "SUGMA DICK BI-"

by Lugma Dick January 29, 2023

biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.

Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!

by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009