distlist

distlist (n.): A list of names for distribution by email or other media.

"I don't attend the meetings, but I'm up to date on what's happening because I'm on the committee's distlist."

by ronsaturday2 October 16, 2013

distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 1, 2013

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

distracticating

The cross between being distracted and masturbating

When your mother walks in while you are masturbating. Mom get out you are distracticating me

by dsst January 20, 2014

Distargeted

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016

Distraugfth

A Mess Messed Up

OMG!!! Girl I Look Distraugfth I Need To Get My Hair Done.

by Kittycat dog January 11, 2017

Distractard

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017