yarn diet 

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

yarn diet by yarnchick August 19, 2012

Heartbreak Diet

Not eating after a break up, causing weight-loss. Linked to Love-Sickness.

“She is looking so skinny at the minute... I think she has been on the Heartbreak diet since he dumped her”

Heartbreak Diet by HoneyViolet June 4, 2018

Grad Party Diet 

A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.

Don't worry, I'm on the Grad Party Diet. It's all good.

Grad Party Diet by Pilari August 7, 2011

liquid diet 

The term 'liquid diet' can often refer to a drinking session. However this phase can also mean, the manner of which a body is desposed off - implying that a persons body was dumped in a watered area, such as a river or lake.

Jim Bob: Well that asshole next door neighbour won't be giving me anymore drama!
Cleetus: Why is that?
Jim Bob: I took the son of a bitch out with my 303!
Cleetus: What did you do with the body? Did you bury him?
Jim Bob: Let's just say he's on a liquid diet.
Cleetus: He's in the lake then?
Jim Bob: Yep.

liquid diet by buckonz September 1, 2009

fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.

The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!

fatkins diet by Omegastrike September 5, 2010

liquor store diet 

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store

I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

liquor store diet by Dave-Landon May 1, 2011

crash diet 

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

crash diet by luke19 January 23, 2008