When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.
I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!
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Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh
Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh
Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
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Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
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No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
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3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
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2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
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