Covid-19 Disbelievers 

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.

Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.

Covid-19 Disbelievers by BlipityBlopityBloop September 14, 2020

Covid-19 Is a Blessing 

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

Covid-19 Is a Blessing by Covido December 29, 2020

COVID-Ø 

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”

From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?

COVID-Ø by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-🇲🇻 

When tourists to Muslim-majority Maldives, where the quality of its health infrastructure is questionable, needn’t serve any quarantine on arrival, but have to bear any medical costs should they be infected with the coronavirus—a catch-22 situation where they are most likely to be buried on one of the islands should they fail to recover even with access to a China-made ventilator.

With India donating their homegrown half-baked vaccine to Maldives as part of their vaccine diplomacy to sideline China, and with the local population getting inoculated, the odds of half-hearted budget tourists facing a Covid-🇲🇻 situation are lower.

Covid-🇲🇻 by Covido January 21, 2021

Covid-🇹🇿 

When Tanzania’s President cautions health officials against acquiring Covid-19 vaccines, which could harm the people, who should not be used as “guinea pigs”; instead, the faithful Catholic leader recommends prayers and traditional medicine to fight the coronavirus.

Because God will continue to protect Tanzanians from any plague, even with the recent rise in mortality rate, the president who self-declared the country corona-free last year thinks that implementing a lockdown, or vaccinating the population, is a false security rather than a necessity in containing Covid-🇹🇿.

Covid-🇹🇿 by Covido January 27, 2021

Covid-slut 

Teenagers and young adults who refuse to self isolate and stay within their houses.

Person 1: Look at those covid-sluts over there.
Person 2: They’re so selfish.

Covid-slut by Swagger3105 April 12, 2020

covid-sexual 

The complete lack of sexual interaction due to the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

Ah man, I’m a covid-sexual now. Dry as a bone for months.

covid-sexual by Mr. RRRR May 25, 2020