Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Cougarmug. Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
Get the cougar clawsmug. by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
Get the Cougarmug. This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.
We practice cougarism.
by Boom Flex August 8, 2018
Get the Cougarismmug. by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
Get the cougarmug. An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
Get the cougarmug. by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021
Get the cougar nailsmug.