When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.
He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"
He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"
by trevor Boone August 5, 2007
When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022