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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
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Hot Cocking

When a women (or a man) goes from one dick to the other within a short period of time. Similar to 'hot potato' i.e. This could be in a orgy situation or a sluts night out situation...
"Last night Brenda fucked Matt, Dave, Ian, Nigel, Angus and Brent. She was clearly hot cocking big time."
by Booooobie March 30, 2016
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squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try
yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome
by christophorus September 3, 2010
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corking

Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus
Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.
by the corkstsar January 28, 2016
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Cocking On Your Bitch

"Stop talking dat shit or im gunna be cocking on your bitch"
by neale johnson December 13, 2007
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Choking

When ur team cant win 1 of 3 games when they are in playoff contention.
The redskins are choking AGAIN.
by Advil211 July 27, 2017
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choking kink

someone who gets turned on by getting choked

(aka nart)
colin olive and puro: AYO iron dont choke nart they have a choking kink!!! iron: oh okay thanks for warning me!
by shintsukimiswife May 20, 2021
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