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Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012
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Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.
'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs
badgelor by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021

Bite my Banger 

An alternative request to suck my dick
Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger
Bite my Banger by blurtworth January 5, 2011

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.
Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger
Master Bagger by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017
J Banger is the best, he is our dearest leader. Everywhere J Banger goes we have to kneel so he doesn't j bang bang us.

A shrine has been dedicated to him, www jbanger . com
All hail dear leader J-Banger! The supreme overlord.
J-Banger by J-Banger's Homies November 21, 2018

55 overall with no badges 

Someone who is so bad at basketball. Flightreacts
You're so bad you're like a 55 overall with no badges
A super awesome song. The kind you listen to for three hours on repeat on Spotify.
John: β€œman, this song is a banger!
Bob: β€œHell yeah!”
Banger by Toxk March 7, 2020