conner matthew

Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.

omg thats conner matthew

by crazygirly12344 July 29, 2023

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.

Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.

by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

NO MATTER WHAT CHICK

The girl that always comes through for you, "no matter what!" Might be your current gf, an ex gf or just a close friend. If she has a new man, she'll still come through regardless.

Regardless, of where I'm at in life, she will always be my no matter what chick.

by Tenderroni1971 January 1, 2024