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shit snore

when somebody is snoring loudly, on the intake of the snore, when it sounds like a snore that has pauses in, sounding like an old man with diarrhea in the public restroom.
I was in my dorm room at college, and my roommate started to shit snore something fierce, almost sounded like he was starting a lawnmower or something.
by MillsFokk August 24, 2009
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shit chasm

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit ravine."
Wes: Did you hear Zach got in trouble at that party on Saturday night?

Sonny: Yeah, he got himself in a real shit chasm.
by capnwacky July 13, 2009
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Shit Smoke

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.
"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!
by D-T Slim March 1, 2010
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Spiral Shit

When shit comes out of your ass, and it coils itself down in the toilet. It usually denotes a blockage in your intestines, or something. Also goes by the name 'ribbon shit.'
Damn! Something must be wrong with me! I just took a spiral shit and it looks like a God-damned pig's tail!!!!
by carlipet November 13, 2009
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Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.
I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!
by C. Feldman December 31, 2010
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shit loon

A person who constantly does dumb shit. Someone with a completely obvious lack of common sense whose actions constantly prove this. Somebody that could fuck up a wet dream.
person 1: Did you hear that Keith is marrying someone who is only with him for the money
person 2: Yeah, he even told me that she only wants him for his cash
person 1: He's still gonna marry her even though he knows? What a shit loon.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
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Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass
Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop
by wpcustoms July 2, 2010
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