Cheetos Penis 

Trump, orange, small hands, a wrinkly small cock!

Trump needs to smoke some weed! He would get the munchies, then eat his own Cheetos Penis. proving he isn't anti-gay.

Cheetos Penis by satireV February 1, 2017

fashionable penis

When you have some kind of fashion design it a fashionable penis

My god Harrison that's a fashionable penis

fashionable penis by Digdeepfaggot September 7, 2017

wolverine penis 

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

wolverine penis by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018

privileged penis craker 

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

privileged penis craker by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

Haribo Penis by h2008 November 4, 2018

Awesome Penis Brother 

When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.

Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!

Awesome Penis Brother by Dylan Mclaren Homie November 20, 2020

feminine penis holder 

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

feminine penis holder by suckmeballs May 17, 2022