1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
by The big Mexican March 14, 2021
by Si senior June 13, 2021
Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction
Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019
a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
by Greasy Ball Guy February 25, 2020
by penis panels May 31, 2021
by wonderfullydead September 8, 2015
A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019