Bum Weasel

A term of endearment.

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!

by Skorge1 June 14, 2013

weasel

male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.

That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..

by Cinna January 5, 2005

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

Weaver-Vegas

A small ass town nestled in the mountains of Western North Carolina, and is just north of Asheville. Everyone there drinks moonshine, goes huntin, and isnt afraid to tell you how it is!

Mandy:So, Josh, where are you from?
Josh:Weaver-Vegas, aka. Weaverville!
Mandy:You stupid hick from just north of Asheville!!

by JFuckinR October 3, 2005

sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.

Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.

by I Am The Clean One 2 February 20, 2011

weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.

Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.

by cfab January 14, 2008

weasel

1. A person who gets paid to sit on their ass by taxpayers by claiming to be "disabled". 2. A person who is spoon-fed and selfish. 3. A sneaky person who does not contribute anything to society. 4. A person who makes a living suing people.

My next door neighbor Mike Taylor is a weasel. Mike Taylor is a worthless piece of shit, therefore he is a weasel.
Mike Taylor sues a garbage company for causing a fence to collapse when the garbage man drives through the alley to collect the garbage for $3,000 for a 15-year old fence that is worth $100. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

Mike Taylor does not care about working, he feels that he is the only one that should be paid to sit on their ass.
He feels that other people should be working and supporting him. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

by Omar Hacallar May 10, 2004