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squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.
example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.
by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010
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squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.
by Public_ice September 1, 2011
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squid

a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car
dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people
by ashley + heather January 19, 2008
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squidge

Someone left a towel in my bathroom covered in squidge, which I then violently rubbed on my face.
by Bloodysock June 29, 2009
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squid

A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."
"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"
by Tony S. February 3, 2004
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squiddle

the act of having to urinate really bad. therefore needing to 'squat' somewhere and 'piddle' (pee) giving you squiddle!
"wait! stope here, i need to squiddle really bad!!"
by Mizzrocca January 2, 2009
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squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.
*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
by President_Choob June 6, 2009
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