Ghey Secks

Sexual intercourse or any sexual act between two or more people of the same gender.

Yo dawg, you hear Ley-Ley and Takeesha had Ghey Secks last night?

Ghey Secks by Daniel M. S. July 1, 2008

Smack Tard 

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

Smack Tard by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face 

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

shmecky 

Penis

Male presidential candidates should learn to keep their shmecky in their respective pants.

shmecky by DavidMichaelSmith October 7, 2008

Smack Dabble 

To masturbate: To pleasure one's self

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood for sex so I went to the bathroom with some lotion to smack dabble my cock.

Smack Dabble by chia612 March 21, 2010

shmeckle 

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

shmeckle by ed January 27, 2005

smeckel 

A common misspelling of the word schmeckle. Often used by idiots with small penises who can't spell. Even after I told them a hundred times it's spelled "schmeckle." See wordschmeckle/word

"It's spelled s-m-e-c-k-e-l."
"NO, it's not. Your brain is just about as big as your damned schmeckle!"
"It's a new word. It made it. It's mine."
"I hate you."

smeckel by Eric Bot July 4, 2003