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poofter's death 

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.
Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.
poofter's death by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

Pooperbate 

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”
Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.
Pooperbate by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

poofter bitch 

Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.
You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.
poofter bitch by the trick March 3, 2009

puffin the pooper 

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley
Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.
puffin the pooper by Adam May 20, 2006
The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
poofter by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006

poltergeists 

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.
holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*
poltergeists by Skykid2good May 3, 2008