peets

The feet of furry characters, a mix of the words "paws" and "feet". Also known as "footpaws" or just "paws".

1. "Hahahah! Stop, my peets are ticklish!"

2. "Ow, my left peet hurts."

by KittyCatPeets March 18, 2017

peet

The feet of furry characters, a mix of the words "paws" and "feet". Also known as "footpaws" or just "paws".

1. "Hahahah! Stop, my peets are ticklish!"

2. "Ow, my left peet hurts."

by KittyCatPeets March 20, 2017

Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017

Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel

1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?

by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.

It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!

by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018