Definitions by Jockstar25
Peetertips
A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*
*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.
*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.
Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.
Peetertips by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017
Uncle Stinky
The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.
Uncle Stinky by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017
Dolphin Laugh
When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See also: uncle stinky
See also: uncle stinky
Dolphin Laugh by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017