Short Dick

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick

by drdicker69 June 8, 2010

short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

by wordshark May 21, 2008

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014

Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

by nilethe146 May 2, 2015

Short Skin

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012