1 definition by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq.

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011